First, I would like to apologize to the ladies. I know when you see this you just roll your eyes and think "what a baby" but... In the darkest morsels of everyone's brain/body this stuff sort of has to happen. Its inevitable. Its chemistry or ancestral memory, or both.
I was reading this article about how predators are uniquely able to identify figure against ground despite the fact that the color may be similar for both. Blame evolution for this sort of thing. Basically if your eyes face forward, you are susceptible to the suggestive image.
Snail erotica would be published in slime and smell. This has to beat that.
See you all tomorrow!