Update and Miracle Cure.

So turns out you can cure kidney stones with Coca Cola. No Sh*t.

I tried this and it works. I am ALWAYS skeptical of folk remedies, but I felt better within hours of drinking two liters of said cola in a two hour time frame. I have gone from 5 doses of Oxycontin a day to just one ibuprofen.

Still tender, but apparently cured.