Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Attempted bike thievery in the first degree

So, last night some combination of crackheads and/or the garden cholos who I caught siphoning gas from my truck last year, attempted to break into the bike cage at my place of residence. They got 1.5 locks out and made the door inoperable. I called the landlord to say, "fix the fucking cage, my sole transportation lives there."

I also left a note for the would-be thief:

"Dear Sir or Madame--he or she who so boldly attempted to break into the bike room on the night of May 26/27 2009:

If you are caught, I will break your fucking legs and beat you within an inch of your life. I promise pain and rage at a level that may make you wish you'd never been born.


A resident"

I'll snap a picture of the (hopefully replaced) locks after work and be sure to register my ride with the man.

1 comment:

  1. dood that sucks, but at least you still have your bike for some sweet hellviewin' on friday.