Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Man

Dear BunNyHawKs,

I wish to bring to your attention that The Man is on to us. Officer A. Stuart cited me for RCW46.66.050, "Fail to obey traffic control device, bicycle, $103." I, therefore, have been officially welcomed to the dirty, dirty lie that is free biking in Seattle.

I entreat all of you to be warry of the Burke-Gilman and Brooklyn Ave crossing. Yes, yes, the one with the giant fucking stop signs, that one.

Good hunting,



  1. I'm not sure why but that guy has gotten more people than any other "speed trap" I have ever heard of.

  2. I thought they kept that kind of fascist draconian shit over on Mercer Island where every stop sign is a bicycle ticket waiting to happen.