I wish to bring to your attention that The Man is on to us. Officer A. Stuart cited me for RCW46.66.050, "Fail to obey traffic control device, bicycle, $103." I, therefore, have been officially welcomed to the dirty, dirty lie that is free biking in Seattle.
I entreat all of you to be warry of the Burke-Gilman and Brooklyn Ave crossing. Yes, yes, the one with the giant fucking stop signs, that one.