Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Man

Dear BunNyHawKs,

I wish to bring to your attention that The Man is on to us. Officer A. Stuart cited me for RCW46.66.050, "Fail to obey traffic control device, bicycle, $103." I, therefore, have been officially welcomed to the dirty, dirty lie that is free biking in Seattle.

I entreat all of you to be warry of the Burke-Gilman and Brooklyn Ave crossing. Yes, yes, the one with the giant fucking stop signs, that one.

Good hunting,

Dave

2 comments:

  1. I'm not sure why but that guy has gotten more people than any other "speed trap" I have ever heard of.

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  2. I thought they kept that kind of fascist draconian shit over on Mercer Island where every stop sign is a bicycle ticket waiting to happen.

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