Wednesday, January 7, 2009

bunnyhawk claims 2009 downhill scooter world record!

The new year brought great honor and pride to the Bunnyhawk tribe. As dusk fell on Port Ludlow, Bunnyhawk squirrelmeat careened down Olympic Ridge Drive. Defying death at speeds in excess of 9 miles per hour, squirrelmeat made history, and snatched glory for Bunnyhawks everywhere. Vanquishing three opponents (one 20 years his junior), squirrelmeat smashed the previous world record by 15 seconds, piloting the rusty scooter through the windy course in a mere 2:55 seconds, despite nearly being disqualified for arriving at the competition in crocs.



No comments:

Post a Comment