Two Things

First. My folks will be in from out of town and I would like to get my dad (and maybe my mom) out for a ride so we can add them as official members of the club instead of just honorary BhawkS.
So I propose this: We ride some time either Friday afternoon/evening or Saturday late morning/afternoon. I mean I'm just dying to see my dad take down a roadmaster while cruising the Eliot Bay bike trail. Aren't you?

Second. We CANNOT miss next months lucky 13. I don't know what happened this month but we really dropped the ball. I'm surprised my baby was born normal. I was sure the fates were going to have their way with me. (Actually they did erase a comment I made on Greg's post from yesterday...so I didn't exactly escape unscathed.)

Third. This weekend is the Derby Party. Same place as last year. I have a baby so won't be staying long, BUT, you all can get as drunk as you want and cross dress to your hearts content. See the post from last May around this time for photo evidence of Kentucky style debauchery.
Bourbon,Sugar,Mint,Ice,PureMotherF-ingSilver!

Expert advice. . . .

Hello fellow bike lovers and others. Since the traumatic move to montucky, I've felt the void of not having a bike gang(club) to call my own here, and Bunnyhawks MT chapter just feels cheap. So, some Bozeman kids and I are starting our own gun-totin' chaw-chewin cowboy-uppin bike thingy. However, since these Montana kids are treading into unfamiliar waters with the whole riding bikes for fun thing, I need some assistance in naming this monster. And, who better than a bunch of people who know little or nothing about Montana to help? So I'm calling for suggestions. Meth City Marauders was mine, but I don't want our drug secret to be quite so public. Anyway, give me some ideas to bring to the group so I seem smart and leader-like. Hugs and Kisses, and help old Bunnyhawk himself remember that offspring is not a free pass to stop doing fun stuff. You still have to.

Things and stuff.

Lets get one thing straight.

We are still a bike club. We just have more space between rides than we used to. (I know you might be feeling like this is the end, and one day it will be, but this is not it.)

Rest assured the BunnYHawkS are real. Let's ride soon.

OK... Time to talk about some things.

So, as most of you know, Anna and I just had a little boy named Swift. I am not going to machine gun the universe with pictures of my progeny and I really don't think of this blog as family friendly but since lately "The Boy" has been occupying a lot of my riding time I just thought I would post a picture of myself and him soon aftr he was born. I will say this; Having a baby is amazing! So far it has been the greatest thing I have ever done to combat the default cinisism of our times. (starting a bike club might be the next best thing). I am litterally filled with love and hope. Love for the world, love for my friends, love for my family and hope for the future of just about everything. I'm great, Anna is beautiful and I can't wait for you all to meet Swift.












OOPS! wrong picture. I think this is a KFC Double Down.














That's better

These guys.

Are fun.
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We miss you too Greg!

One hundred million billion times in the face!

Come back and ride sometime.

Blaise and I did this thing.

Yeah, so we spent a day fixing bikes for a good cause. We buffed a bunch of roaches for EarthCorps. It was mostly fun but kinda gross. The best part was watching Blaise use a gun as a cheater bar to bust open a bottom bracket.

Goddamn it I miss you guys.

That's all. Bikes are a little less fun without Bunnyhawks. Yeah, yeah, we're all together in spirit, but you and I both know that's bullshit. Just had to get that off my chest.

i hate america.

Blogging

So I have been super busy at work. Anna is having a baby. I have not been riding a bicycle. I have not been blogging about riding a bicycle...

and neither have you.

Fart

Uhh... It is Easter on Sunday

But it might rain. So the Easter egg hunt will be very small and very easy.